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Neighbours having sex.
I don't hear any moaning.
That's disappointing :(
anonymous
on 23rd June, 2009
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Tell us your stories.
In seventeen syllables
much can be expressed
anonymous
on 24th June, 2009
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Which has more meaning:
Some seventeen syllables
or thousands of words?
anonymous
on 29th June, 2009
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My soul is joyless.
8 o' clock just rolled around
No more Jeopardy :(
anonymous
on 29th June, 2009
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Lots of cheese last night
Had some really funky dreams
Constipation sucks
anonymous
on 30th June, 2009
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Stupid sleepy eyes.
No reason to stay awake,
Still don't want to sleep
anonymous
on 30th June, 2009
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Short also pregnant
Roll me into hospital
like girl from wonka
anonymous
on 02nd July, 2009
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I quite like MATLAB
Matrix functions ftw!
loops are for losers
anonymous
on 02nd July, 2009
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Merciful Roomba
You vacuum without complaint
but unplug my stuff :(
anonymous
on 02nd July, 2009
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I just shaved my legs
Cannot stand being hairy
I'm a dude - so what?
anonymous
on 02nd July, 2009
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Why am I a pig?
Apple Crumble: I ate lots
I feel kind of sick :S
anonymous
on 02nd July, 2009
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Passive smoking makes
Muscle cramps in my shoulders;
A waste of two lives.
anonymous
on 02nd July, 2009
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My head is aching
Painful reverberation
In my tiny skull
anonymous
on 03rd July, 2009
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Some towns ban fireworks?
I thought this was the US!
So much for freedom :/
anonymous
on 03rd July, 2009
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It seems so simple
How do I get past the fear
of stepping outside?
anonymous
on 07th July, 2009
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Go against the grain
You'll probably get splinters.
Shouldn't be this hard.
anonymous
on 07th July, 2009
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If I am so fit
Why aren't there any beanies
hangin' off my flupes?
anonymous
on 07th July, 2009
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Most faithful wheaties!
Now my colon's minty fresh.
It's all thanks to you!
anonymous
on 07th July, 2009
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What's the difference
between a skirt and a kilt?
Be damned if I know!
anonymous
on 08th July, 2009
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Suspect retailer?
Bank replaced my credit card!
Tights will have to wait :(
anonymous
on 09th July, 2009
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