Seventeen-Syllables:
Haiku. 24/7. 5-7-5.
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Doc, what's wrong with me?
My intestines are on fire!
Appendicitis!?
hypochondriac
on 08th July, 2009
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Doc, what's wrong with me?
Strange that my skin is yellow...
Hepatitis B!?
hypochondriac
on 08th July, 2009
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Doc, what's wrong with me?
What the hell's amnesia?
Doc, what's wrong with me?
hypochondriac
on 08th July, 2009
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Doc, what's wrong with me?
Music smells, can taste thunder?
Synaesthesia?!
hypochondriac
on 08th July, 2009
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Doc, what's wrong with me?
There's lumps on my genitals!
VD FTL :(
hypochondriac
on 08th July, 2009
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Doc, what's wrong with me?
My muscles are freezing up!
Guillain-Barré sucks!
hypochondriac
on 08th July, 2009
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Doc, what's wrong with me?
I think I have everything!
Hypochondria :(
hypochondriac
on 08th July, 2009
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What's wrong with me, doc?
My head hurts, my vision's blurred!
IT'S NOT A TUMAH!
hypochondriac
on 08th July, 2009
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Doc, what's wrong with me?
There are coldsores on my groin...
Genital herpes?!
hypochondriac
on 11th July, 2009
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Doc, what's wrong with me?
Are you sure it's not Lupus?
Who's Gregory House?!
hypochondriac
on 29th July, 2009
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Doc, what's wrong with me?
What's the diamorphine for?
Who's Harold Shipman?!
hypochondriac
on 04th August, 2009
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What's wrong with us, Doc?
We're curious to find out.
Schizophrenia?
hypochondriac
on 02nd September, 2009
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