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Score: +21
I like pineapples.
They remind me of Wilson.
Tom Hanks loved him so.
niffs
on 19th June, 2009
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Score: +3
Guys in skirts are hot.
Especially if they cook.
Legs and food, hooray!
niffs
on 29th June, 2009
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Score: +4
Am I a fag hag?
I have just one homo friend.
Do I qualify?
niffs
on 29th June, 2009
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Score: +2
Jeopardy! is gone.
Every night we struggle.
Wanting trivia.
niffs
on 29th June, 2009
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I like cows in clothes.
Resplendent in tuxedos.
Or is that penguins?
niffs
on 29th June, 2009
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Apples, artichokes.
Ants and aardvarks are awesome.
Alliteration!
niffs
on 30th June, 2009
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Score: +1
My husband is rad.
He always blends the veggies.
Else I won't eat them. :x
niffs
on 30th June, 2009
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Score: +8
Noodles bring me joy.
But eggs are my first true love.
I could be an egg.
niffs
on 02nd July, 2009
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Score: +7
Possibility.
Unicorns and leprechauns.
Over the rainbow.
niffs
on 02nd July, 2009
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Score: +5
I hate smiley food.
It makes me question the world.
People are wack-o.
niffs
on 24th July, 2009
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Score: +4
Mulder, Scully, me.
Oh, what an awesome love fest.
It's my fondest wish.
niffs
on 24th July, 2009
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Score: +5
My eyes often burn.
Sometimes I think, this will end.
But it never does.
niffs
on 01st October, 2009
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Score: +4
Show me something big.
My world is terribly small.
Walls I'll never climb.
niffs
on 03rd October, 2009
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Score: +3
Buffy makes me cry
Every single episode
That can't be healthy
niffs
on 17th June, 2010
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Agitated cat
Rodents on the balcony
GIVE THEM TO ME (PLEASE)
niffs
on 17th June, 2010
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Indian pickle.
You're not what I had in mind.
You smell funny, too.
niffs
on 06th January, 2011
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Pickle perfection.
I love my little green friends.
Cucumber heaven!
niffs
on 19th February, 2011
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Score: +2
I was feeling glum.
I ate pickles at midnight.
Happy making food.
niffs
on 02nd April, 2011
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